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Does anyone miss the old time classic vampire? You know, the ones who bite your neck open and drain you in 5 seconds without thinking twice. The ones who doesn't give a shit. Modern vampires seem more like "sex gods" to me. For example:

In a dark alley, a young girl is walking alone when suddenly she comes across a stranger.

Stranger: I'm a vampire. I'm gonna fail to bite you and fall in love with you and become broody because of all the sins I committed.

Girl: You're hot. I won't mind if you kill me.

How it should be:

In a dark alley, a young girl is walking alone when suddenly she comes across a stranger.

Stranger: I'm a vampire! I'm gonna bite open your neck and suck your veins dry like soda straws.

Girl: Aaaaaaah!!! Kill me now!

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